Popular The Office Quotes
Here it is. Heart of New York City. Times Square. Named for the... good times you have when you're in it.
Michael
Pam: Are you still seeing Donna?
Michael: Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?!
You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
Deangelo
Michael: [on speakerphone] David, it was my understanding that I was not going to be managed.
David: What gave you that idea?
Michael: It was my understanding.
David: I see.
See that, the obvious symmetry of the face? That's a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coin aphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes, she is attractive, but is not hot.
Oscar
Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.
Phyllis
The eyes are the groin of the head.
Dwight
Packer: Has anyone started calling you Gabe-wad yet?
Gabe: Not here, no.
Packer: Gabe-wad.
Pam: I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo.
Ryan: SoHo's mostly lofts but okay.
Jim: He has not stopped working for a second. At 12:45 he sneezed while keeping his eyes open, which I always thought was impossible. At 1:32 he peed, and I know that because he did it in an open soda bottle under the desk while filling out expense reports. And on the flip side, I have been so busy watching him that I haven't even started work. It's exhausting, being this vigilant. I'll probably have to go home early today.
Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight: They did not. But they didn't have to say it to your face.
I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.
Michael
