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Dwight: How would one of you feel, if I told you I could put you on a fast track to an executive position at this company.
Erin: Holy cow. I'd be so happy.
Dwight: I wasn't talking to you, Pale Face.
Erin: I know, I mean I'd be happy for them!
Dwight: What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train, straight to middle management.
Stanley: Dwight, I know this program. "Every color is important because together we make a rainbow."
Dwight: Yes.
Stanley: I'll slap you in the face with a rainbow.

I got my whole life to be a minority executive. Only have about a year left in these knees, though.

Darryl

Pam: You can flirt with someone to get what you want and also be attracted to them. How do you think we got together?
Jim: 'Cause I stopped by your desk 15 times a day.
Pam: I was after your money.
Jim: Well the joke was on you.
Pam: Yes it was.

You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya.

Creed

Just once, I'd like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?

Dwight

She could've left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob-shirt.

Pam
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The Office Season 6 Episode 23 Quotes

Just once, I'd like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?

Dwight

She could've left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob-shirt.

Pam