I'll smack you in the face with a rainbow.
Dwight: How would one of you feel, if I told you I could put you on a fast track to an executive position at this company.
Erin: Holy cow. I'd be so happy.
Dwight: I wasn't talking to you, Pale Face.
Erin: I know, I mean I'd be happy for them!
Dwight: What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train, straight to middle management.
Stanley: Dwight, I know this program. "Every color is important because together we make a rainbow."
Stanley: I'll slap you in the face with a rainbow.
Just once, I'd like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?Dwight
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She could've left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob-shirt.Pam
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