You had black hair and then grey hair.

Dwight

Actually that goes for all of you double XLs...Stanley, Kevin, this kid in a few years.

Packer

I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com, because oh the loafers have arrived.

Andy

You're back...and you're disgusting.

Dwight

Your boyfriend, he look like a pretty girl.

Nail Salon Worker

I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly what I tell him to.

Dwight

Bam Andy! How you like me now? I hope as a friend.

Erin

I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.

Dwight

We can tell him his mother is dying. That usually works on him.

Dwight

Our house is not kid friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, eww.

Angela

Angela: Someone say something.
Stanley: I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. Now look what he's doing to us.

Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you'd tell me right?
Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time.

The Office Quotes

Jan: All right, well are you gonna take care of this?
Michael: Yeppers.
Jan: What did I tell you about "yeppers?"
Michael: I don't... remember.
Jan: I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?
Michael: Yeesh...

Michael: I love you, Jan.
Jan: Okay.