The Office Quotes
You had black hair and then grey hair.Dwight
Actually that goes for all of you double XLs...Stanley, Kevin, this kid in a few years.Packer
I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com, because oh the loafers have arrived.Andy
You're back...and you're disgusting.Dwight
Your boyfriend, he look like a pretty girl.Nail Salon Worker
I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly what I tell him to.Dwight
Bam Andy! How you like me now? I hope as a friend.Erin
I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.Dwight
We can tell him his mother is dying. That usually works on him.Dwight
Our house is not kid friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, eww.Angela
Angela: Someone say something.
Stanley: I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. Now look what he's doing to us.
Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you'd tell me right?
Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time.