The Office

The Office Season 6 Quotes

Season 6 Episode 26: "Whistleblower"

Nick: Darryl, you're on Facebook! Why do you tell people you're not on Facebook? People want to be your friends.
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Kelly: I probably tweeted it. I tweet, I text, I phone, I Skype ...
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Creed: I think we can all agree it's either Gabe or Angela. [Flips coin] It's Angela. Get her, boys.
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Michael: There are only like 12 minutes that I felt was worth taping. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. And I miss Holly.
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Michael: That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. We cannot led the pedophile win!
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Michael: I know these people. I know when their birthdays are. I know what their favorite kind of cake is. I know what color balloons they like.
Jo: All that's just birthday information, Michael.
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Phyllis: [to Andy] Put your hand up, Norma Rae.
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Michael: I have an early dinner. With the chief of police.
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Gabe: Stanley, it's your turn.
Stanley: I didn't do it.
Gabe: What a rich timber your voice has.
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Ryan: I just sent myself a woof.
Erin: Ryan, you have a Woof on Line 1.
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Season 6 Episode 25: "The Chump"

Andy: You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyoncé.
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Erin: [to Pam] You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late.
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Andy: We're gay for baseball.
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Michael: That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.
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Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!
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Dwight: Schrute sperm are strong. But not as strong as a fully-grown Schrute.
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Dwight: [on his money] I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.
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Michael: I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.
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Michael: The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.
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Angela: [to Dwight] I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.
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