We're gay for baseball.

Andy

That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.

Michael

Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!

Schrute sperm are strong. But not as strong as a fully-grown Schrute.

Dwight

[on his money] I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.

Dwight

I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.

Michael

The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.

Michael

[to Dwight] I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.

Angela

I've never been cheated on, cheated, or been used to cheat with.

Meredith

Pam: Are you still seeing Donna?
Michael: Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?!

[on CeCe] Aww. She's never gonna do anything wrong.

Pam

Jim: Sorry ... you like heart-shaped jewelry, right?
Pam: No ...except for the pendant you got me, I love that.

The Office Season 6 Quotes

Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.

Michael

Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can sit on my lap. Phyllis is only ... pretending to be a man, I'm the real thing. Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt! [awkward silence] No it's not, not like penis-wise.

Michael