We're gay for baseball.


That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.


Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!

Schrute sperm are strong. But not as strong as a fully-grown Schrute.


[on his money] I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.


I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.


The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.


[to Dwight] I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.


I've never been cheated on, cheated, or been used to cheat with.


Pam: Are you still seeing Donna?
Michael: Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?!

[on CeCe] Aww. She's never gonna do anything wrong.


Jim: Sorry ... you like heart-shaped jewelry, right?
Pam: No ...except for the pendant you got me, I love that.

The Office Season 6 Quotes

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!


Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But-