TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

We're gay for baseball.

Andy

That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.

Michael

Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!

Schrute sperm are strong. But not as strong as a fully-grown Schrute.

Dwight

[on his money] I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.

Dwight

I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.

Michael

The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.

Michael

[to Dwight] I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.

Angela

I've never been cheated on, cheated, or been used to cheat with.

Meredith

Pam: Are you still seeing Donna?
Michael: Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?!

[on CeCe] Aww. She's never gonna do anything wrong.

Pam

Jim: Sorry ... you like heart-shaped jewelry, right?
Pam: No ...except for the pendant you got me, I love that.

Displaying quotes 13 - 24 of 419 in total

The Office Season 6 Quotes

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight

If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.

Michael