We're gay for baseball.

Andy

That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.

Michael

Ryan: I think you're attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.
Erin: What about Kelly?
Ryan: You read my mind.
Erin: Is this a joke?
Ryan: Yes!

Schrute sperm are strong. But not as strong as a fully-grown Schrute.

Dwight

[on his money] I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.

Dwight

I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.

Michael

The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.

Michael

[to Dwight] I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.

Angela

I've never been cheated on, cheated, or been used to cheat with.

Meredith

Pam: Are you still seeing Donna?
Michael: Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?!

[on CeCe] Aww. She's never gonna do anything wrong.

Pam

Jim: Sorry ... you like heart-shaped jewelry, right?
Pam: No ...except for the pendant you got me, I love that.

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The Office Season 6 Quotes

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight

I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"

Michael
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