The Office

The Office Season 6 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 6 Episode 21: "Secretary's Day"

Angela: You embarrassed me earlier.
Erin: Take it up with the chief of police.
Angela: Do you think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
Erin: I want to think about it just thinking about it!
Angela: You are throwing up for the wrong reasons.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: I should probably get involved in this, but I think my energy is better spent on the Cookie Monster issue.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: C is for Suspension!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly: [imitating Cookie Monster] My name is Kevin I'm an accountant. See? I did the voice!
Ryan: It's a little derivative.
Kelly: But parody's always derivative.
Ryan: It's not organic. Do you know what I mean?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: What's up?
Dwight: Milk is coming in, she's getting uncomfortable.
Jim: Dwight, don't be gross.
Pam: No, no he's right.
Dwight: Same things happens to my cows if I don't tend them frequently enough. You gotta milk 'em. Or else they'll moo like crazy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Did you have a... did you like your lunch? Did you have a good lunch? Did you like that? Did you enjoy your food? It was good. I liked my lunch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: And then, my last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full-time Taco Bell and... I dunno. I couldn't keep up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: I, was thinking it would be fun to talk on the way over. What decade would you have chosen to be a teenager?
Michael Scott: I dunno.
Erin: I would choose the 1490s.
Michael: Ah!...
Erin: Because America was discovered.
Michael: Right...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: This is violent and offensive.
Kevin: Thank you. It really makes me self-conscious about my voice.
Gabe: It's awful [offers a tissue]
Kevin: I'm not crying.
Gabe: There's food on your face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: It's Secretary's Day. And, it is Erin and mine's three week anniversary. So, perfect storm! For a romantic gesture. Wanted the whole office to remember it's Secretary's Day. I sent an email blast, a text blast. A good old fashioned talk blast. I sent a snail mail blast a week ago. And, a stern reminder via fax at seven o'clock this morning. So people better step up. And appreciate the crap out of Erin. I do. If it wasn't for secretaries, I wouldn't have a step-mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please.
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day!
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: I liked April when I was 7.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: I resent the implication that I would keep that secret. I can't and I won't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: In the foster home, my hair was my room.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Pam: That's weird, my breast pump's missing. [to Jim] Have you seen my breast pump?
Dwight: Okay, this is going to traumatize me a hell of a lot more than you believe me.
Pam: You know what Dwight? Let me just check the bathroom first, okay?
Dwight: Really? Fine. Let your breasts explode. Three squeezes, and I would drain you.
Pam: Mmmm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: They're making fun of Cookie Monster, I get that; but in a weird way, it's like they're making fun of me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: I think I have to be on my own a little bit, like Precious, that girl from Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
Andy: I didn't see that movie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Meredith!
Meredith: I just like the way it feels!
Pam: What are you doing!
Meredith: Relax.
Pam: Relax!?
Meredith: This is like the Cadillac of pumps.
Pam: Give it back to me now!
Meredith: I was just ... I was warming it up.
Pam: That's disgusting!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 20: "Happy Hour"

Oscar: You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour... Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.
Darryl: Has that ever happened?... ever?
Oscar: Didn't we? I think we did.
Darryl: You want me to invite Matt?
Oscar: Yeah, the, uh the whole gang. Matt included.
Darryl: Look just be straight with me man. You can be gay with Matt just, be straight with me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phyllis: Yeah! I love going to the bars with Bob. I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up ... What?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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