The Office

I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.
Andy

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Added: May 10, 2012

Gabe: Happy birthday to Gabe.
Nellie: Oh get out, Skeleton Man!

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Added: May 10, 2012

Darryl: What flavor is that?
Warehouse Guy: Coconut Penis.

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Added: May 10, 2012

It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated.
Robert

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Added: May 10, 2012

Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.

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Added: May 10, 2012

I'm the f*cking lizard king.
Robert

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Added: May 03, 2012

Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.
Gabe

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Added: May 03, 2012

Is it just me, or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
Harry

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Added: May 03, 2012

You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!
Dwight

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Added: May 03, 2012

Harry: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?
Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?

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Added: May 03, 2012

Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!

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Added: May 03, 2012