The Office Season 8 Quotes
I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.Andy
Gabe: Happy birthday to Gabe.
Nellie: Oh get out, Skeleton Man!
Darryl: What flavor is that?
Warehouse Guy: Coconut Penis.
It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated.Robert
Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.
I'm the f*cking lizard king.Robert
Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.Gabe
Is it just me, or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?Harry
You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!Dwight
Harry: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?
Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
Erin: You're gonna be alright.
Kevin: No. No he's not.