The Office

The Office Season 8 Quotes

Season 8 Episode 24: "Free Family Portrait Studio"

Andy: I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: Happy birthday to Gabe.
Nellie: Oh get out, Skeleton Man!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Darryl: What flavor is that?
Warehouse Guy: Coconut Penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robert: It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 23: "Turf War"

Robert: I'm the f*cking lizard king.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabe: Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Harry: Is it just me, or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?
Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 22: "Fundraiser"

Erin: You're gonna be alright.
Kevin: No. No he's not.
 • Rating: Unrated

Oscar: If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 21: "Angry Andy"

Andy: I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Robert: Does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robert/Creed: How old?
Creed: Jinx, buy me some coke.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nellie: I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ryan: I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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