The Office Season 8 Quotes
If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.
Oscar
Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.
I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.
Andy
Does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?
Robert
Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.
Gabe
Robert/Creed: How old?
Creed: Jinx, buy me some coke.
I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.
Nellie
I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
Ryan
You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.
Kevin
I'm really tired...probably from seeing that turkey.
Erin
Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.
I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box for the photos of Henry.
Nellie
