If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.

Oscar

Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.

I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.

Andy

Does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?

Robert

Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.

Gabe

Robert/Creed: How old?
Creed: Jinx, buy me some coke.

I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.

Nellie

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Ryan

You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.

Kevin

I'm really tired...probably from seeing that turkey.

Erin

Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.

I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box for the photos of Henry.

Nellie
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The Office Season 8 Quotes

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.

Stanley
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