If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.


Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.

I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.


Does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?


Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.


Robert/Creed: How old?
Creed: Jinx, buy me some coke.

I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.


I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?


You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.


I'm really tired...probably from seeing that turkey.


Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.

I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box for the photos of Henry.


The Office Season 8 Quotes

Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.

A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.