Harry: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?
Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?

Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!

Erin: You're gonna be alright.
Kevin: No. No he's not.

If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.

Oscar

Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.

I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.

Andy

Does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?

Robert

Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.

Gabe

Robert/Creed: How old?
Creed: Jinx, buy me some coke.

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