The Office Season 8 Quotes
I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.Dwight
Excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court.Nellie
Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.Dwight
Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Erin: I just, there's always one around.
I think you're a witch.Pam (to Nellie)
Jim: The raise isn't real.
Dwight: Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.
Those who can't farm, farm celery.Dwight
Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?Angela
Jim: Can't you do something about this?
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.
The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know, I'm in an identical situation.Dwight
That is disgusting. Do you call that a King James Breakfast Pie?Nellie
Nellie: You may not cancel his soul.
Robert: That was never on the table.