The Office

The Office Season 8 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 8 Episode 17: "Test the Store"

Dwight: Okay, okay. I will be the first to admit it. We could have integrated more Chuck into the presentation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: I know you're my boss, but you need to get the hell out of my face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Poor Andy. First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: When people see this presentation, they're gonna c** in their pants.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nellie: I auditioned for the Spice Girls, I didn't even get a call back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 16: "After Hours"

Darryl: Just so you know, me and you, I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot dot dot, dot dot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: You have to call me by my name, Gabriel Susan Lewis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phyllis: If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of body guards and go there.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Genghis Kahn could take them both down, because he's not afraid to kill children.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nellie: I can't be hypnotized Dwight. I tried it. I ended up smoking more.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 15: "Tallahassee"

Erin: Ryan switched his name tag to his pants, so now it's like if you wear yours on your shirt you're a total dip, but if you switch you're a copy cat.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Paramedic: You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh, who called it? Nothing but net.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stanley: It's just rum. I'm not bored, I'm a pirate.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Dwight: I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: What is the antidote?
Jim: True love's kiss.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nellie: So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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