I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.


I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?


You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.


I'm really tired...probably from seeing that turkey.


Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.

I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box for the photos of Henry.


I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.


Excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court.


Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.

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