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I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.

Dwight

Excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court.

Nellie

Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.

Dwight

Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Erin: I just, there's always one around.

I think you're a witch.

Pam (to Nellie)

Jim: The raise isn't real.
Dwight: Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.

Those who can't farm, farm celery.

Dwight

Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?

Angela

Jim: Can't you do something about this?
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.

The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know, I'm in an identical situation.

Dwight

That is disgusting. Do you call that a King James Breakfast Pie?

Nellie

Nellie: You may not cancel his soul.
Robert: That was never on the table.

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The Office Season 8 Quotes

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.

Stanley