The Office Season 8 Quotes
There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper. Oscar.
Dwight
Dwight: Robert's favorite songs: "Creep" by TLC, "Creep" by Radiohead. Remember that one Jim?
Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's going to be screaming it tonight.
Gabe
You're the deuce I never wanna drop.
Andy
And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient. Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all.
Robert
Andy: Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum out there.
Robert: Who are they?
Andy: They're both Kevin.
I never heard that song before, and once I heard it I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.
Stanley
Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time."
Jim
Phyllis: Is she Asian?
Erin: I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet.
Andy: I'm sorry, this must be really uncomfortable for you.
Robert: I'm never uncomfortable.
Bert: What do you like? Tornados?
Dwight: Try influenza.
November's sure creepin' up huh? Can't stop that month.
Erin
