The Office Season 8 Quotes
Robert you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.
Ryan
Jim: Stop shoving me.
Dwight: Aww, stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.
Does your husband have very soft erections?
Dwight
Jim has no discernable sense of humor Pam. You should know that.
Dwight
Andy: When you're in a rock n roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life.
Darryl: Usually their life is short and tragic.
Val: Not bad fellas. You're better than you look.
Kevin: Hey screw you!
You know what would be the hottest thing ever? A pregnant Helen Mirren.
Toby
Pam: And I make sounds much worse than this?
Dwight: Oh we know.
I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyone's signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt!
Stanley
Pam: What are you doing?
Dwight: What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.
Dwight: Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
Kevin: The man tree puts its penis...
The Michilen Man called, he wants his cummerbund back.
Gabe (to Daryl)
