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I thought it was because they're all so rich, they could eat popsicles all the time.

Nate

I am always acting in self-defense...occasionally preemptive self-defense.

Dwight

Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.

Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.

Andy

We figured out your goal. I'm gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.

Dwight

Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.

How do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.

Dwight

Darryl: I figured I'd start slow.
Dwight: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings?

We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.

Phyllis

Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.

What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.

Andy

I apologize for my friend, and for the Republicans who cutting your funding.

Oscar
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The Office Season 8 Quotes

A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.

Kevin

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.