The Office Season 8 Quotes
I thought it was because they're all so rich, they could eat popsicles all the time.
Nate
I am always acting in self-defense...occasionally preemptive self-defense.
Dwight
Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.
Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.
Andy
We figured out your goal. I'm gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
Dwight
Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.
How do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.
Dwight
Darryl: I figured I'd start slow.
Dwight: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings?
We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.
Phyllis
Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.
What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.
Andy
I apologize for my friend, and for the Republicans who cutting your funding.
Oscar
