The Office

The Office Season 8 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 8 Episode 2: "The Incentive"

Dwight (to Oscar): Your friend Neil Patrick Harris really made me laugh the other night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 1: "The List"

Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Andy: Just to show you I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the losers column...I think that is astute. Good call.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robert: Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robert: Jim, your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of The Street?
Jim: I...uhh...
Robert: Sesame Street.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stanley: Well you take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Pam, come on. Don't be such a right-sider.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stanley: It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and shove it up your butt!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Darryl: Yeah I wanted the manager job, but I got something much better...this soda. This is mine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: Planking is one of those things where, hey you either get it or you don't...and I don't, but I am so excited to be a part of it.
 • Rating: Unrated

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