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Jim: Why is there so much saliva?
Dwight: All I had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.

The Sabre Store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.

Robert

I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.

Kevin

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Okay, okay. I will be the first to admit it. We could have integrated more Chuck into the presentation.

Dwight

I know you're my boss, but you need to get the hell out of my face.

Ryan

Poor Andy. First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?

Kevin

When people see this presentation, they're gonna c** in their pants.

Ryan

I auditioned for the Spice Girls, I didn't even get a call back.

Nellie

Just so you know, me and you, I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot dot dot, dot dot.

Darryl

A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

Dwight

They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore.

Gabe
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The Office Season 8 Quotes

A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.

Kevin

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.