Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Erin: I just, there's always one around.

I think you're a witch.

Pam (to Nellie)

Jim: The raise isn't real.
Dwight: Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.

Those who can't farm, farm celery.


Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?


Jim: Can't you do something about this?
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.

The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know, I'm in an identical situation.


That is disgusting. Do you call that a King James Breakfast Pie?


Nellie: You may not cancel his soul.
Robert: That was never on the table.

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