You know how that works, when something is absolutely forbidden it only makes me want to do it more.

Ben

He's not that clever; he's still my dad.

Amy

I wanted to make you as crazy as I am.

Jack [to Grace]

What in the hell is she doing here?

Grace

Oh now I get it, you're taking down the wallpaper in my kitchen because you wanna have sex with my mother!

Grace [to George]

I'm not some kind of hooker!

Madison

Maybe marriage and babies are easier to think about than being personally successful in a field that we have yet to even know exists.

Lauren

It's a tough one. Anne is gay, but you've got elephants. I'll go with you.

Nora [to Margaret]

He is so married!

Jack [about Ricky]

Can we just make an agreement not to spend the next four years talking about sex?

Ricky

You're criminally neurotic.

Dylan [to Ben]

Our wedding was really fun, even though we didn't get married.

Amy [to Ricky]