Ben: Don't panic, it's all gonna be fine.
Leo: No it's not!

I'm done here, this kid's an idiot.

Haylie Duff [about Ben]

You're like the boy who cried wolf too many times.

Adrian [to Grace]

Let me guess- you're settling for oral sex and other things when what you really want is a real relationship.

Grace [to Jack]

There's a lot of consequences to lying, like teaching our son it's okay to lie.

Ricky

She's not interested in anything except for getting away from her family.

George [about Ashley]

I like being married, pretend married.

Amy

I'm angry, I'm really angry. I'm out of control.

Ben

Ricky: Ben doesn't hate me. He's my friend. Why would he hate me?
Adrian: Are you kidding? You just married the woman he loves.

It gets old being with the same person all the time.

Adrian

I'm not the mentor type. I'm a senior in high school and I'm divorced. Who needs that kind of mentor?

Ben

Really, it's not that big of a deal.

Amy [about the wedding]