The Simpsons Quotes
Lenny: No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.Lisa
Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!Homer
Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.Homer
Squaky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.Bart
Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Bart: Now you're not.
Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.Homer
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!Homer
It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.Don
Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.Lisa
Marge: Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor.
Wow, this place is completely alien, but everything's in English, just like Canada!Homer