The Simpsons

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Don't drink my loved ones

Homer

Remember when this country didn't suck? Cuz I don't.

Bart

You always do the right thing...sort of.

Marge

Wait, I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great, but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns.

Homer

I appreciate the counsel Simpson, now please trap door yourself out.

Mr. Burns

I demand to see that capitalism castrating suffragette this instant.

Mr. Burns

It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.

Lisa

The power of Chrysler compels you!

Homer

The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.

Homer

I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.

Grandpa

These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's tv.

Moe

You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus

Homer
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart