The Simpsons Quotes
Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight. Now the first thing I have to do is make amends with the bathroom scale.Homer
I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?Homer
Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Homer: Simpler times.
I didn't write it. I bought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in America. I didn't think you'd find out because I never thought any of us would go anywhere.Moleman
Lenny: No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.Lisa
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Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!Homer
Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.Homer
Squaky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.Bart
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Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Bart: Now you're not.
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Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.Homer
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!Homer
Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.Grampa
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