The Simpsons Quotes
Lenny(on piracy): That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.
Carl: All we want is brand new, big-budget entertainment in our homes for nothing. Why doesn't Hollywood get that?
That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.Homer
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
Homer: Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive man sequel?
Carl: Uh, it's not sequel,it's a reboot.
Lenny: Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.
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Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen. But sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.Marge
Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means.
Lenny: Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Carl: Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.
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global warming. Huh, by pure coincidence every scientist was right.Homer
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You're like egg salad at a picnic, Simpson. Even when you look good, we know you're going bad.Skinner
Lisa: You could do what Everybody Loves Raymond did.
Krusty: Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory and has been used to make art projects.