The Simpsons

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Wait, I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great, but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns.

Homer

I appreciate the counsel Simpson, now please trap door yourself out.

Mr. Burns

I demand to see that capitalism castrating suffragette this instant.

Mr. Burns

It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.

Lisa

The power of Chrysler compels you!

Homer

The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.

Homer

I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.

Grandpa

These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's tv.

Moe

You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus

Homer

It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf

Homer

It's like they don't care if you make money, as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?

Marge

Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!

Grandpa
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The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!