The Simpsons "At Long Last Leave" Quotes
Otto: I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor. Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer (on Maggie): Let her slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.
Carl: No
Homer: That's not a choice you get to make.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Homer: Oh, I always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech. Good luck patching pot holes and stuffing pillows now!
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beers.
Homer: Then you have a serious reading problem.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Sorry, Dad. I was afraid the dragon wouldn't cough the moon back up.
Grampa: You idiot! Dragon always coughs the moon back up.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 5