The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 14: "At Long Last Leave" Quotes
I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor. Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars.Otto
Homer (on Maggie): Let her slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.
Homer: That's not a choice you get to make.
Oh, I always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech. Good luck patching pot holes and stuffing pillows now!Homer
Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beers.
Homer: Then you have a serious reading problem.
Homer: Sorry, Dad. I was afraid the dragon wouldn't cough the moon back up.
Grampa: You idiot! Dragon always coughs the moon back up.