The Simpsons "Holidays of Future Passed" Quotes
Bart: I've been acting like a 10 year old the last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like a divorced 40 year old should.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant like Hitler or Prince Harry.
Homer: Bloody harry. he brought back beheading in a big way.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Lisa: Sometimes i wish strangling your kid was still legal.
Marge: Not since they passed Homer's Law.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Homer: I just like to dress up to eat carrots and smoke.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Homer: How would you like to have future sex?
Marge: Why do you say future this is now?
Homer: I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: You can always go back to Michigan. They're still under Sharia law.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is.
• Rating: Unrated
Grampa: I'm Santa!? Oh, now I'll never die.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8