Homer: How would you like to have future sex?
Marge: Why do you say future this is now?
Homer: I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 9: "Holidays of Future Passed"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 9 Quotes

Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is.

Bart

I'm Santa!? Oh, now I'll never die.

Grampa