The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Homer the Heretic" Quotes

Homer: I'm whizzin' with the door open... and I love it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: There you go again. Always taking someone else's side. Flanders, the Water Department, God...
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Homer, are you actually giving up your faith?
Homer: No! No no no no no...well, yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: I'm all naked and wet!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Homer is watching The Three Stooges)
Lady: You must be the three chyropractors I sent for, now start manipulating my spine.
Curly: Hey Moe, we don't know anything about manipulatin'
Moe: You heard the lady, grab her spine and get crackin.
Homer: Hehehe.. Moe is their leader.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

TV Announcer: We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path.
Reverend Lovejoy: Oh, really...
Homer: Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Marge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Flanders Family: (singing) God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody-floody. Rain came down, it started to get muddy, muddy. Get those animals, out of the arky-arky.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: I'm going to ask you one last time. Are you sure you won't come with us to church?
TV Announcer: Coming up next: make your own ladder!
Homer: Very sure.
 • Rating: Unrated

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