Any valuables in the house? Well, the Picasso, my collection o...

Insurance Guy: Any valuables in the house?
Homer: Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars--
Insurance Guy: Sorry, this policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff.
Homer: Well that's just great!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Comic Book Guy
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 3: "Homer the Heretic"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Homer

Bart: Hey, where's Homer?
Marge: Your father is... resting.
Bart: Resting "hung over," resting "got fired," come on, help me out here!

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