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Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.

My mom ran off with my birthday clown!

Nelson

He's a homing pigeon. He comes home. Unless you wanna spring for a limo.

Pigeon Owner

I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fans' fantasies.

Danica Patrick
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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fans' fantasies.

Danica Patrick

He's a homing pigeon. He comes home. Unless you wanna spring for a limo.

Pigeon Owner