The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Kamp Krusty" Quotes

Bart: Krusty! This camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty: Oh my God!!
Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty: Was it a nice hat?
Bart: Oh yeah.
Krusty: Oh My God!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kearney: Here's your cabin. If you don't like it, T.S.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: You're serving us gruel?
Dolph: Not quite. This is "Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel." Nine out on ten orphans can't tell the difference.
 • Rating: Unrated

Krusty: I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Don't we get to roast marshmallows?
Dolph: Shut up and eat your pinecone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: I dreamt it was the last day of school!
Homer: Well it is!
Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream too?
(Homer punches Bart)
Bart: Ow! You know, a pinch is more traditional!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a "C" average I can't go to Kamp Krusty!
Mrs. Krabapple: Have a "D"-lightful summer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Otto: All right! Three whole months of spaghetti-o's and daytime TV!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bart: Oh dad! You're the best father a boy could ever have.
Homer: Thanks son. Now you've got little hands.. could you reach under the mower and pull out that skate?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Homer: Marge, am I crazy or is my back getting hairier?
 • Rating: Unrated

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