The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Little Big Girl" Quotes

Minister: So how many brides are you marrying today, Mr. Simpson?
Bart: Just one.
Minister: (scoffs) What are you, gay?
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Darcy: You look kind of young.
Bart: Uh, yeah, I have that disease that makes you look like an old man, but they gave me medicine for it and I took too much.
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Lisa: Slow down! Watch out for that car. Your hands should be at 10 and 2, not 3 and nothing!
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Lenny: The flames are heading straight for our flammable district!
Carl: That's where our mom works.
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Skinner: What monster, or pair of monsters would steal all of our fire extinguishers?
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Grampa: In a world of thirty-one flavors, we're the cup of water they rinse the scoops in. Grampa out.
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Homer: You know, my great-great grandmother was an Indian. I guess I should've mentioned that before, huh?
Lisa: Yes, you should have!
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Darcy: I'm very religious that way.
Bart: How religious can you be if you're pregnant.
(Darcy slaps Bart)
Bart: Good answer.
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Homer: Son, one day you're going to be a great father.
Bart: Aww, and someday you'll be one too.
Homer: Thanks boy, heh heh heh heh heh.
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Spokesman at National Tribal Conference: Wait, wait. Although she is not one of our people this young lady has shown the courage we Native Americans cherish, and who can blame her for wanting to be one of us? We have a noble heritage and cheekbones to die for.
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