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I do have a place you can go, where a man with sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.

Marge

So much violence on the surface world, I'm going back.

Homer

Wayne: Homer is implanted with several high powerful traffic devices.
Marge: How did that happen?
Wayne: I left them in a bowl and he ate them.

No! Not the middle seat!

Homer

We can't keep serving the same thing every day, these kids have mashed potatoes coming out of their ears.

Lunchlady Doris

Wayne: Your town appears on no maps or charts.
Homer: Yeah, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.
Marge: And when there was a map makers convention here, we all got Lou Gerig's disease.
Homer: Not the one you're thinking of though, there's another one.

What brought you to Springfield, was it our Frito Lay distribution center?

Marge

Wow, that's the farthest one of my egg ever made it down someone's throat.

Moe

My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings!

Moe

I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.

Homer

What's what the new security guard? He's acting all aloof. By the way, that's my word now - "he's."

Carl
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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 1 Quotes

I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.

Homer

What's what the new security guard? He's acting all aloof. By the way, that's my word now - "he's."

Carl
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