The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Front" Quotes

Dondelinger: Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away. I thought that maybe teaching would ease my loneliness.
Homer: Will this be on the test?
Dondelinger: No!
Homer: Ohhh. (Erases note from his cheat sheet)
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bart: Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grampa: I figured it was because the Demmie-crats were back in power.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: Alright brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
Homer's Brain: It's a deal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grampa: (Typing a letter) Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Bart: What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
Lisa: Lois Sanborn.
Bart: Steve Bennett.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Krusty: Eh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a...heheheh-hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer's Brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer's Brain: No, the other secret!
Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Marge: Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lisa's Brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes 'rock'.
Bart's Brain: Good ol' 'rock'. Nuthin' beats that!
Bart: Rock!
Lisa: Paper.
Bart: D'oh!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lisa: Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Grampa: I don't know!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

-DELETED SCENE-
Homer: Marge, I can't live with this shame anymore. I don't care what it takes. I'm going to overcome this. It'll be like that movie, you know, where that woman skiier fell off the mountain. I think it was called don't fall of the mountain.
Marge: What's your point?
Homer: I am going to ski! I mean graduate from high school.
 • Rating: Unrated

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