The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes
Bart: Mom, can I go?
Marge: Is your room clean?
Marge: Good, that will give me something to do while you're the game.
Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.
Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser.
Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.
Agent: Sorry, someone else has bought the house
Homer: But my loan has already been sold in pieces to banks, hedge funds and municipalities across the globe!
Now that it's empty, who's gonna buy their house? What if someone moves in with two Barts? Or four teenage Barts?Marge
Kurt: Milhouse and I are next.
Otto: There's no suspense at your place. Even I hooked up with your old lady. Sorry, kid.
Milhouse: You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.
Manjula: My eyes have more bags than the Darjeeling Limited.
Moe: Hah, that's probably a good one.
See this? I'm playing the world's smallest sitar for you.Apu
Bart: You rebel scum make me sick. This is sweet justice for how you graybacks treated our boys at Andersonville.
Lisa: Where there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history.
Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn't have used helium.Moe
Go ugly up someone else's house, you penis-curling she devils.Homer
This ominscient point of view has some bonuses.Moe
I like beer, hot dogs and long blackouts on the beach.Homer