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You have so much in common with them. Non-stop chatter during drive-time.

Apu

I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."

Moe

Queen Elizabeth: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Oh, mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Milhouse: Is the yellow one lemon or pineapple?
Lunchlady Doris: It's your pet canary

Oh great. Make me look easy in front of the voice.

Jimbo's Girlfriend

Who wants feet steak?

Homer

Homer: Hey, boy. Whatcha' doin?
Bart: Experimenting with my butt.
Homer: Heh heh heh. My little Einstein.

Now, just follow a little formula called PB & J. Peer at the monitor. Be judgmental. And jot it down. One way to remember that is A-B-C. Always Be Considering PB & J. But the single most important rule is the four As. Always Act According to A-B-C.

Chief Wiggum

You are all that rare combination - prying but not pervy.

Chief Wiggum

Mayor Quimby: Is this what the framers of the Constitution would want?
Wally: Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, and this is exactly what I want.

Principal Skinner: Ralph Wiggum will be standing in for your lectern.
Ralph: I'm a furniture.

Maybe the blood will scare the sharks off.

Homer
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The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes

Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie
Homer: What movie?

I played hardball with hollywood, the closest i will ever come to playing a sport in my life

Comic Book Guy