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The-simpsons

See this? I'm playing the world's smallest sitar for you.

Apu

Bart: You rebel scum make me sick. This is sweet justice for how you graybacks treated our boys at Andersonville.
Lisa: Where there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history.

Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn't have used helium.

Moe

Go ugly up someone else's house, you penis-curling she devils.

Homer

This ominscient point of view has some bonuses.

Moe

I like beer, hot dogs and long blackouts on the beach.

Homer

You have so much in common with them. Non-stop chatter during drive-time.

Apu

I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."

Moe

Queen Elizabeth: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Oh, mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

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