The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes
Homer: Now, Lisa, I know you miss your whale, so I got you a pet that will never die: An invisible dog.
Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.Comic Book Guy
It was my idea to put the whale in the water.Homer
How hard can it be? We're just rolling it into the ocean from the beach. It's not like it's stuck in a well or a Mexican prison. But that would make a great movie!Homer
Lisa: Whales are mammals and are deeply intelligent and sensitive like us.
Jimbo [to whale]: Haha, nerd.
From now on, the Simpsons are living intermittently.Homer
I'm not made of money, I'm made of man meat and an a skeleton.Homer
South Park - We'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared.Chalkboard
Chief Wiggum: Who are you, the rules police?
Lou: No, we are the police police.
Marge: Bart Simpson, are you a druggo?
Bart: No! Not until you raise my allowance.
Chief Wiggum: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Cops don't have a lot of friends. Civilians are afraid of us and other cops just remind of us things we want to forget. That's why your friendship is so special to me.
Homer: Chief, me too.
Snake: Umm, you know I've been back here for like ten hours. Any chance of a bathroom break?
Chief Wiggum: Thanks a lot jail bird. Now I have you on burglary and killing a moment.
Chalmers: We have reason to believe your son has been dealing drugs.
Marge: Dealing drugs? That's impossible, he doesn't have the math skills.
Chalmers: Marge, I know you've tried everything to keep Bart under control. Ritalin, Lithium, Zoloft. Well they didn't work, he has moved on to drugs.