The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes

Season 21 Episode 23: "Judge Me Tender"

Homer: They charge you for parts AND labor? Pick one, buddy. I can do this just fine myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moe: Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: That was awesome. I feel like the Tiger Woods of sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Simon: How do you like LA?
Moe: It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price... and natural lighting!
 • Rating: Unrated

Moe: I don't need your fair-weather friendship... is what I'll be saying tomorrow morning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: You never fail to nauseate me boy.
Bart: Just call me Barf Simpson.
Homer: I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 21 Episode 22: "The Bob Next Door"

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there, Switches of Eastwick.
Lou: Switches of Eastwick?
Chief Wiggum: I don't want to censor myself. That's how creativity dies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bob: The greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore.
Bart: Oh I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Bob: It's a 4 year old book!
Bart: I'm a slow reader.
Bob: A fitting epitaph... it means last words.
Bob: Are you here to teach me or kill me?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Waitress: All the good men are either gay or have no face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Bart: Mom, can I go?
Marge: Is your room clean?
Bart: No.
Marge: Good, that will give me something to do while you're the game.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.
Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser.
Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Agent: Sorry, someone else has bought the house
Homer: But my loan has already been sold in pieces to banks, hedge funds and municipalities across the globe!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Now that it's empty, who's gonna buy their house? What if someone moves in with two Barts? Or four teenage Barts?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 21 Episode 21: "Moe Letter Blues"

Kurt: Milhouse and I are next.
Otto: There's no suspense at your place. Even I hooked up with your old lady. Sorry, kid.
Milhouse: You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.
 • Rating: Unrated

Manjula: My eyes have more bags than the Darjeeling Limited.
Moe: Hah, that's probably a good one.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Apu: See this? I'm playing the world's smallest sitar for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: You rebel scum make me sick. This is sweet justice for how you graybacks treated our boys at Andersonville.
Lisa: Where there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history.
 • Rating: Unrated

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