The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 24 Quotes
Well, I'm not one for taking new jobs on a whim. But as we say in the snow plow business, I'm your astronaut.
Homer
Why won't someone blame the children?
Helen
Bring out your beds. Bring out your beds.
Moe
Homer: Boy, why are your friends so dirty?
Bart: Dunno. Why are your friends such drunks?
Homer: Touche.
Hehehe, the brain is so stupid.
Homer
Homer: Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.
Marge: I'm not going to sleep.
Homer: Well you didn't have two beers with your lunch.
Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous.
Homer
The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation.
Marge
Waiter: I hope you are enjoying your sushi.
Marge: It's as yummy as your poorly produced local commercial says.
Burns: How much for your entire collection?
Comic Book Guy: Um, the speed of light expressed in dollars.
Burns (to Smithers): Just give him Faraday's constant.
Who could have shoved eggs up our brass?
Martin
Egg don't belong in a chicken's eye. It belongs in her pee-poo-birth-hole.
Cletus
