The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 24 Quotes
"Spot the hidden objects." Boy, you're pretty pushy for a book I just met.
Homer
Honey, this sounds like a noble experiment, but like Prohibition, it will end in a hail of bullets.
Homer
That's the way people talk about Ralph. Ralph, who's favorite color is peanut butter.
Bart
Bart: Dad, what are you watching?
Homer: I think it's a Terrence Malick movie.
GPS: Switching to male voice, so you will obey.
Homer: Finally, a supervisor!
There ain't not never no place none better than home. Count the negatives, it all works out.
Mary(singing)
You got star quality, like the Hulk in movies other than The Hulk.
Bart
Milhouse: I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
Lisa: Eww. On every level, eww.
I'll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw. I'll stay down there as long as you want.
Bart
Like all childless couples they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.
Homer
Worry-wart Marge. You don't look a Trojan horse in the mouth.
Homer
Bart: All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
Lisa: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.
