The Sopranos Quotes
(to Carmela) You're only religious when it suits you.
Tony
Dr. Melfi: (on Christopher) Do you think he'll go to hell?
Tony: No. He's not the type that deserves hell.
Dr. Melfi: Who do you think does?
Tony: The worst people. The twisted and demented psychos who kill people for pleasure, the cannibals, the degenerate bastards that molest and torture little kids. They kill babies. The Hitlers. The Pol Pots. Those are the even fucks that deserve to die, not my nephew.
Dr. Melfi: What about you?
Tony: What? Hell? You been listening to me? No, for the same reasons. We're soldiers. Soldiers don't go to hell. It's war. Soldiers they kill other soldiers. We're in a situation where everyone involved knows the stakes and if your gonna accept those stakes you gotta do certain things. It's business. Soldiers. We follow codes, orders.
(to Elliot on Tony) I'm living in a moral never never land with this patient. Not wanting to judge but to treat. But now I've judged, I took a position Goddamn it and I'm scared.
Dr. Melfi
(to Sean) Look at us. We're like a couple of little fuckin' scared rabbits... they make us do their shit work so they don't have to.
Matt
(on admitting Meadow) Bring gangsters onto the Georgetown campus? I don't think so.
Joan
This is bullshit. I went to Pace College!
Matt
Christopher: (on having sex) If I knew it was going to keep getting better and better I would have asked you to marry me sooner.
Adriana: (slaps him) It wasn't always good?
Carmela: I don't think you understand. I want you to write that letter.
Joan: Excuse me?
Carmela: I said I want you to write that letter.
Joan: Are you threatening me?
Carmela: What threatening? I brought you a ricott' pie and a high school transcript so you could write a letter of recommendation for my little daughter to Georgetown.
Meadow: There are more Nobel Prize winners in the San Francisco bay area than anywhere on the planet.
Tony: Nobel Prize for what? Packing fudge?
(to Dr. Melfi) I gave my little daughter a car to rub her face in shit, and you're telling me I did something noble.
Tony
(to Tony) In your family, even motherhood is up for debate.
Dr. Melfi
Well, when you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
Tony
