Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.
Bonnie [to Mary Louise]
Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.
You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.
Damon
You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.
Caroline [to Valerie]
I need a drink. And a buddy. And right now you are my only buddy available to drink. I’m overlooking the fact that you nearly killed me the last time we hung out.
Bonnie
Damon: Go ahead. Let it all out, Bonnie. I’m a vile cheater. I couldn’t even wait a year.
Bonnie: Are you kidding me? The last thing anyone wants to deal with for the next six decades is a cranky, bitter, sexless Damon Salvatore, okay?
What’d you do? Couldn’t be worse than whatever was wearing that jean skirt.
Bonnie [to Damon]
Enzo? Remember Thanksgiving in 1953? We were locked up and I told you I was thankful for you through that little hole in the wall. I take that back.
Damon
Huh. You know? You look a lot like my girlfriend and her three doppelgängers.
Damon [to Rayna]
Stefan: This is the only way I could stop her.
Caroline: I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.
