Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Bonnie: I don’t need people to tell me I’m pretty.
Nora: Nobody needs it, but that doesn’t mean it’s not nice to hear.
Hi, mom. I just realized that this is going to be my first Christmas without you. That sucks. I still got you something, two somethings, actually. I will spare you the details of how because honestly I’m sick of talking about it. But it’s happening. I’m pregnant. I used to picture us having this conversation. It looked different. Obviously. I was a human carrying my own children and you…were alive. I know they’re not mine, but they’re still my responsibility, you know, and I want to…I have to do this right. And I have no idea what I’m doing and all I want to do is just sit on our kitchen counter while you burn our dinner and ask you a million questions. God, I miss you.
Caroline
Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?
Damon
This isn’t about what you do in her name, Damon. It’s about what you do in her absence.
Stefan
Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?
Damon
Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…
This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.
Damon
Overall I’d give Hell one star for horror and two very disappointed thumbs down for clever use of parable.
Damon
I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.
Bonnie [to Mary Louise]
Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.
