The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 8: "Ordinary People"

Mikael [to Klaus]: Some days, it's a miracle you're still alive. Boy.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 7: "Ghost World"

Damon: You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Alaric: You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Elena [to Stefan]: I won't love a ghost for the rest of my life.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Mason: I don't need revenge, Damon. I need redemption.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
Mason: I'm a ghost. Not God.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: I will rip you apart, Lexi.
Lexi: You can't. I'm already dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: You need to disappear. Or evaporate. Or do whatever it is that ghosts do.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Stefan: You're...
Lexi: ... dead? Technically, so are you.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jeremy: I don't know why this is happening, or when it's gonna stop. But before it's done, I have to do this. [Kisses Anna]
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Stefan: All these words. Forgot how much I used to care.
Elena: I didn't.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bonnie: I've got a ghost problem to deal with, Caroline. Save the Jeremy problem for later.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Elena: That's what they call it?
Jeremy: That's what Anna calls it. There's not an official brochure or anything.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Damon: Greetings, blondie. Witchie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 6: "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Damon: You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Elena: Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that Ripper Stefan was supposed to be the life of the party.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Elena: I know who you really are, better than anyone, Stefan. I am not giving up.
Stefan: Elena, do you have any idea how pathetic that makes you?
Elena : No, Stefan. It makes me strong.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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