Kai: Damn. Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back.
Bonnie: You know, he's no longer a thing and neither is that joke.

Kai: Don't you ever dream about time travel?
Bonnie: I would rather die of cholera than spend an afternoon with you.

Listen, we go in, we grab my mom, she flips Stefan's switch, he triggers Caroline, emotional dominoes, heyyyyyyy! Everybody wins.

Damon

I compelled a student to perform surgery on Stefan's niece and you found a way to make this about you? God, you truly have a gift, Elena.

Caroline

Caroline: How about I show you some of my other talents?
Enzo: Sorry, luv. It's not as much fun when you're not really you.

Enzo: I'm afraid she doesn't find me nearly as fascinating as I do.
Caroline: But you have an accent! Anything you say is automatically fascinating.

Damon: You don't have to pretend, Bon. I'm like a fever you can't shake.
Bonnie: Yeah, yeah, like a disease.

Damon: So Saint Caroline keeps her halo even with no humanity.
Stefan: Yeah, until she snaps and strangles somebody with it.

Elena, I shut off my humanity. I didn't turn into an idiot. The last thing I want to do is give you a reason to ruin my life.

Caroline

Coming back to life is complicated. Trust me, I've done it before.

Bonnie

[to Damon] Congratulations! Everything you know about your mom is wrong.

Kai

Liam: Caroline Forbes, the girl from the swimming hole.
Caroline: Liam! The boy I forgot existed!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon