The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 5)

Season 4 Episode 10: "After School Special"

Rebekah: So, vampire Elena is a trollop who likes bad boys, which explains why Stefan reeks of alcohol.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Elena: It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rebekah: Why are my least favorite people always the most durable?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rebekah: Do you still love Stefan?
Elena: Yes.
Rebekah: Are you still in love with Stefan?
Elena. No.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Elena [on Stefan]: When he looks at me, all he see is a broken toy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: I didn't sleep with Damon because of the sire bond. I slept with Damon because I'm in love with him.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Damon [to Jeremy]: I'm updated our relationship status to: It's Complicated.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

April: You asked me to take notes:
Rebekah: I wasn't being literal, darling.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 9: "O Come, All Ye Faithful"

Mayor Lockwood: Klaus, please, don't hurt him. He's my son. He's all I have.
Klaus: And you're all he has. There's a beautiful symmetry to that, don't you think?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: I'm setting you free, Elena. This is what I want. This is what will make me happy.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Elena: Last time I was here I was so completely in love with Stefan. Now that's barely a memory. Is that the sire bond or just that I'm so happy to be here with you?
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Jeremy: She ruined our lives. She's not even my real sister. She's just the reason that everyone I've ever loved has died. She means nothing to me. I will kill her even if that means I die myself.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Caroline: If I'm gonna be a friend in your time of need then you need to work on your punctuality.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Stefan: Well, Jeremy is the hunter, and he has to keep killing vampires to complete his mark, but we can't quite figure out how to keep him from killing us.
Klaus: Sounds like quite the chore, which is why I feel perfectly justified doing a little charity work.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Elena: So what do you want to do?
Damon: I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.
Elena: So do it.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Caroline: Is this you in crisis mode? Because it's a lot more subtle than mine.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Klaus: Loneliness, Stefan. That's why me and you memorialize the dead.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: You're not allowed to feel this sorry for yourself, unless you're sitting on a bar stool. Fortunately, I travel with a bar.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: Try the sock drawer. People leave the sketchiest things in the sock drawer.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: What the Hell is Professor Shady Pants doing here?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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