True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.
Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?
Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?
Eric
Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.
Pam
Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.
Lafayette
Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul... you have brought light back into my life.
Bill
There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.
Nan
These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.
Jason
You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
Jason
This is Jesus. He's a Mexican. But he ain't rape me yet.
Mrs. Reynolds
It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?
Sookie
You've got Queen on you.
Nan [to Bill]
