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True-blood

I may be a whore, but I'm not stupid.

Sookie

In my heart I am still a creature of light, but when darkness falls....

Warlow

Every minute that you waste not fast-tracking me onto this having me on this fuck fanger police force is a minute wasted where I'm not out there fucking some fangers up.

Jason

Lafayette: Now let me get this hetero straight, so you's a vampire that can come out in the daytime.
Warlow: Yeah, in a nutshell.
Lafayette: There go the damn neighborhood.

Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

Lafayette

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Pam

I truly believe God wants me to fuck you.

Sarah Newlin

When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!

Sarah Newlin
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