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True-blood

Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I'll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.

Pam

Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don't share your faith in my lord.

Pam

Every human needs a vampire.

Bill

Sookie! I'm actually fucking happy to see you!

Pam

Bill: You need a vampire in your life Sookie, more so than anyone else here. You need protection.
Alcide: She has me.
Bill: You're not good enough.

Sook meet Violet, she's European.

Jason

Believe me, my head is the last place you'd wanna be.

Sookie [to Alcide]

When you dream of me, dream of nice things.

Eric

I'm gnawing at my own arm and you're gonna drop fang on me?

Sookie

Bill: We made a deal Sookie.
Sookie: I know we did Bill, but Eric took our deal and fucked it in the ass.

It is scientifically impossible for you to be this fucking slow!

Sarah Newlin

Screw your kisses and your hugs and your atta girls.

Sookie
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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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