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Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.
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For more than a thousand years the world has been my oyster... I've lost my taste for oysters Pam.Eric
Last thing I need is anybody else dying because of me.Sookie
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Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.Jason
Life is supposed to add up to something not be some half eaten slice of pizza.Sam
I am as big a fan of the French vagina as you are Eric, but come back to Earth. She's just a human.Pam
Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.
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I did not survive four lousy husbands, a serial killer boyfriend and the sort of suicide of my love Terry, to die in the dingy basement of a fucking vampire bar.Arlene
Andy: A crime scene ain't no place for a child.
Adilyn: We'll I'm 18.
Andy: I know you are, but not really.
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There's no manual on how to get through this.Sam
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Jason: But I can't get you out of my head. You probably hear that a lot don't you.
Eric: For a thousand years, only twice have I felt it in return.
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Let's fuck for fuck's sake.Jason
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