True Blood

True Blood Quotes (Page 5)

Season 5 Episode 2: "Authority Always Wins"

Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.
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Steve Newlin: And I'm here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days knows where we're coming from.
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Alcide: I've no interest in being the new Packmaster. Or eating the old one.
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Jessica: Have you seen Jason's butt? When it's rock hard, you could chip a fang on it.
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Sam: She just lost her son.
Luna: She just ate her son.
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Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful.
Pam: If I meet a lady, I'll let her know.
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Season 5 Episode 1: "Turn, Turn, Turn"

Eric: We fight like siblings, but we fu-k like champions.
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Pam: I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.
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Pam: Color me impressed, you guys know how to party.
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Pam: I am wearing a Walmart sweatshirt for y'all. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.
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Steve: I'm a gay vampire American and I love you, Jason Stackhouse.
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Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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