True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 3 Quotes
I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.
Jason
Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.
Sookie
Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherfucker." Cool, right?
Franklin
Russell: A King in front of them, a Queen behind them - and they're talking about a human girl.
Talbot: Men.
I am not gonna die cuz of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!
Sookie
Talbot: You're not supposed to bring work home.
Russell [pointing at himself]: Frankin - King!
Talbot: You and your dusty love beast are at odds with my decor.
Franklin: No one cares what you think about anything. Shut up!
Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie. It had nothing to do with you... It's been a long night, and I need to sleep. Now get the f-uck out.
Bill [to Lorena]
I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.
Jason
If there's one thing I miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit.
Franklin
Let's go, RuPaul.
Eric [to Lafayette]
People love giving redheads tips - and I've always been the only redhead at Merlotte's.
Arlene
