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You're acting like a century-old child!

Talbot [to Russell]

I love you, Sookie Stackhouse. And I will love you forever.


I don't know how to start forgiving you. I don't know if I ever will.

Sookie [to Bill]

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?


Tara: Sookie, let's go he is dead!

Sookie: No he's not. This (holds up goop) is what is left when a vampire dies.

Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.

You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.


I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.


I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

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