True Blood

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Season: 5 4 3 2 1

True Blood Season 3 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 3 Episode 1: "Pack of Wolves"

Jason: What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.
 • Rating: Unrated
Arleen: Sh*t I'm pregnant again.
Lafayette: Hey, you forgot your rings.
Arleen: F**k the rings.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jason: I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bill: I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: You can have the shirt off my back if you want it.
Bill: I'll take what I can get.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sookie: I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: Say it with me! Conscious off - di*k on and everything's gonna be alright.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kidnapper 1: That's gay.
Kidnapper 2: And playing with your titties in a car full of guys isn't?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?
 • Rating: Unrated
Tara: I don't know what I expect - trash is as trash does.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Kidnapper: (to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.
 • Rating: Unrated
French waitress: For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.
 • Rating: Unrated

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Season: 5 4 3 2 1
Total Season 3 Quotes: 153
Total True Blood Quotes: 436
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