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Summer: I'm just kidding; I'm not a vampire like your last girlfriend.
Hoyt: Girlfriend?

Bill has been Lorena's drug of choice for centuries; it will be tough for her to break it.

Russell

Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!

Lafayette

Please don't eat me, I am pregnant. Oh that probably just made you want to eat me more.

Arlene

Just because my fangs popped out doesn't mean I am going to use them on you.

Jessica

Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.

Eric

I ain't worried. I've never been so not worried. This is what normal people do, Sam. They fall in love. They make each other laugh. They move in together. They raise kids. They fight over money. They get old and fat together. And it's normal. And it's happenin' to me. I can't believe it.

Terry

Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.

Franklin: Even when I'm away, I can feel your flesh molded to me. That's how close we are now.
Tara: That's really sweet.

Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.

Tommy
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True Blood Season 3 Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.

Kidnapper

True Blood Season 3 Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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