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True-blood

Poor Talbot. Are your diamond slippers chafing?

Russell

You can read minds and shoot light out of your fingers. Who am I to tell you what's best for you?

Alcide

Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.

That's Tara. She's all bark and, well, she bites, too.

Arlene

Maybe you can flirt some sense into that girl cuz logic sure ain't working.

Tara

Tara: Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.
Sookie: Did you just call me a dumb bitch?

You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.

Jason

Debbie: She's a cunt.
Russell: But she's a special cunt.

I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.

Eric
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