True Blood

True Blood Season 3 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3 Episode 2: "Beautifully Broken"

Talbot: Excuse me, gentlemen. I need to drain the second course.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sam: I didn't realize this was a Whose Life is More F**ked contest. If it means that much to you, you win.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Terry [to Sookie]: I've always liked you, and I'd miss you if you got killed, just so you know.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: You wait to tell people how you feel about them, you never know what will happen.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mrs. Reynolds: This is Jesus. He's a Mexican. But he ain't rape me yet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hoyt: We can fight our natures together.
Jessica: It's too late.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sookie: You think I'm that stupid.
Eric: I think you're that human.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lafayette: You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cooter: You're about to get deader, dead ass mother f**ker.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 1: "Pack of Wolves"

Jason: If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of p***y overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bill: I should warn you - I fed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Now, why'd you have to go kill that maenad? She was a terrific decorator.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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