True Blood

True Blood Season 3 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 3 Episode 4: "9 Crimes"

Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam's mother: Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done fall right off his cracker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alcide: No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can still turn around and kick you right in the nut sack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bill [on Lorena, to Sookie]: We f**ked like only two vampires can.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bill: I have left my life in Bon Temps. And I'm leaving you.
Sookie: Shut the f**k up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "It Hurts Me Too"

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lorena: The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: They took someone I love from me. I don't know about you, but I was raised to fight back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tara: I said you could bite me.
Franklin: No.
Tara: Why not?
Franklin: Because you want me to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: If you plan in rescuing a vampire during daylight, I have seriously overestimated your intelligence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The King of Mississippi: Vampire to vampire, how much do you really love that human of yours? Why not turn her?
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric [after killing a werewolf]: I got your rug all wet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 2: "Beautifully Broken"

Terry: You know how to use one of these?
Sookie: I ain't that blonde.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sookie: Mister Northman, would you please come in?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Terry: I have a diploma from anger management, where I learned talking about your feelings is a manly thing to do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Godric: A vampire is never at the mercy of his emotions. He dominates them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: You're a good guy, Stackhouse. You got a lot of heart. You're prettier than most girls.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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