True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 5 Quotes
Well fu-k me he can count past five.
Pam
Russell: All this talk and killing has made me positively ravenous. Who wants to go out and eat? Steve.
Steve: I could eat.
I've never had a pet. My father was allergic to everything but God.
Steve
I'll be fine as soon as I wash the pig out of my hair.
Sookie
It is my job to protect sonofabitches too and vampers and shifters, werechickens and whatever the fu-k else is out there.
Andy
Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.
Pam
There are two things I try to stay away from. Humans who eat a lot of fish and politics. So whatever comes next, we keep our heads down, our tits up and the blood flowin.
Pam
I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!
Lafayette
Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?
Lafayette
I don't speak techie!
Eric
Please, I'm a thousand years older than you. Put your baby fangs away before you piss me off.
Eric
Should we say grace?
Russell
