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(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!

Pull over...pleeeease.


Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.


Take your pants off cowboy I'll show you what a real were-bitch can do.


Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?


Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.

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