Alan: If it had gone well, do you think I'd be sitting here talking to two half-naked people?
Charlie: Alan...
Alan: What?
Charlie: I'm completely naked

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Mandi: Hi, Alan, how are you?
Alan: About two heartbeats from a brain aneurysm

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