Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
Two-and-a-half-men
User Rating

Unrated
Quotes

Recap

Alan tries to win back Kandi; Charlie ends up dating her mother Mandi; and Judith ends up with her father, Andy.

Show:
Season:
Episode Number:
20

Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

Mandi: Hi, Alan, how are you?
Alan: About two heartbeats from a brain aneurysm

Alan: If it had gone well, do you think I'd be sitting here talking to two half-naked people?
Charlie: Alan...
Alan: What?
Charlie: I'm completely naked

x Close Ad