Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "Baseball with Better Steroids" Quotes

Chelsea: So you could see yourself having kids one day?
Charlie: I don't see why not. It turns out I like babies and, as you know, I'm a long time fan of intercourse
 • Rating: Unrated
Herb: Slipping in Judith's amniotic fluids. This will be funny one day
Charlie: It's pretty funny right now, Herb
 • Rating: Unrated
Charlie: Alan, smack your kid for me
Alan: Should we really risk more brain damage?
Jake: Thanks for sticking up for me
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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