Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots" Quotes

Alan: It wasn't a nut house, it was a stress clinic.
Jake: What's the difference?
Alan: About $2500 / week.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alan: Oh thank god I'm still in a looney bin.
Gary Busey: It's a stress clinic.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Alan: I'm soaking wet and i had to give a truck driver half a handy to get here.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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